{/Sunday, August 07, 2005, @2:06 AM.
{ Which Singaporean Blogger am i??? }
Congratulations Kyla, you are...
mr brown of www.mrbrown.com
Like that ad for Toys 'R Us, you are that kid who doesn't want to grow up. Except you do. And now you're just a big overgrown kid who doesn't want grow up. You have a warped yet addictive sense of humour. It takes skills to poke fun at serious things and you have no problems doing that. Your peers look up to you and yet you're humble about everything. You are an infantile.
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@1:50 AM.
{ Foreign Talent and Cooking Curry and Power Puff(a pun intended hee) }
There's this orange book that i bring to sch, something like a planner or book for writing schoolwork and some personal stuff, it's whr I record all the events that happen awhaha, but I'm just lazy to go take it out. Honestly, my eyes sting. It's like the past two days when bathing, the shampoo foam keeps getting into my left eye. I've thought of possible reasons for this but I guess they're all bullshit, so I shan't mention them.
This entry was to continue from where I left off cos if not, the whole entry would be too long again hah... So little bits of here and there:
Mr. Sun said during GP when he was referred to as foreign talent by the teacher: "I'm foreign, but not talent."
---~aHAAHAHHAHA, i THINK that's just funny!---~
Cyb cooking curry at the water cooler. I said that cos she juz ate Nachos and her thumb n index finger had that sorta orangey-red powder on it and she din lick it off(like i did with my sour cream and onion chips)so she had trouble washing her hands and took a miserably long time ha. That was all cos water that came out of the water cooler's nozzle was pathetically SCARCE! It was hilarious, I used so much strength to press the "button" and all that came out was less than my spit HAHA. sOZ for the exaggeration. I dun really have that much of spit... N so, the colour of the water that bypassed Cyb's fingers were orangey-red, like curry so I said she was cooking curry. Initially, it was worse, i told her that she had to caress the nozzle. Shit, disgusting me!
This is on Cyb too: Cos our lessons for the day just ended and I was shown a student-made video on this song "Tuo Diao". (which means Strip) It was pretty funny ha and guess Cyb couldn't get over it so by the time we made it to the ground floor from the third floor, we were still talking abt it. N when Cyb said "Tuo Diao", she said it as "Tuo Tiao" (which means jump and strip) haha, so we were making fun of her.
N oh ya, during GP: Powerpuff!!! I was laughing at the stupid tobacco brands there were like 555 and... I can't remember. As u can c, my whole mind is filled with 555 so i can't rmb anything ha! Well, then i just thought of possible better tobacco brand names and the powerpuff girls came to my mind. I told her and she was like "u mean powerpuff?" and she did a muscle armed(flexing of biceps) and a puff with an imaginary cigarette. Just as she finished the last action, Mr Shan said, "No, Hl, that's a very bad habit, u shouldn't do it." Me and Yeeky was helpless with the laughin that took place after that. Yeeky even said, "Hl always gets noticed at the wrong time ha!!!" She said that cos there's a history abt HL been ignored when she was trying to contribute to class discussion ha, it's like her voice would be covered by someone else's or the teacher's cos she muttered something at the wrong timing haha!
Mr Shan's absolutely fantastic definition of wrestling:"Everyone knows that WWE is just rubbish." N of cuz this part though i wasn't very sure of hte exact words so I shan't quote. --[But the fact that there are still some people who are willing to watch planned activity?]-- Ok, in any case, it just means that everybody knows that it's garbage but they still love to watch people beating each other, and they are preplanned actions...
N his analogy of big companies' and small companies' advertisements. Sth like: not exact words again, "I might just have a Mr Shan's(it's actually his full name) beer company, and it's a small company. No one would possibly know what's in my beer. For all you know, it could be recycled Newater with some alcohol added in it..." Ha, the point for me is the "recycled Newater.. alcohol added in it" all right, my sense of humour is just pretty ridiculous... Just stupid and idk wad. (Idk means I dunno know k?)
During GSC, XinZhong was telling us his experiences of being a bread master. Hahha... but he was just an apprentice. Seriously, I enjoy his lessons. When some of them dread going, I'd say why? I luv to go heehee... At one point of time, he was doing a rolling gesture, as if there was an imaginary rolling pin when he was demonstrating how they roll up swiss rolls. I was just laughing at him with Yeeky cos the way he said the bread doughs were made was nothing but a vision of shit and instant made shit the bakers was holding ha! So we were laughing at our images in our heads, not at him. Guess he thought I was laughing at his actions and so he paused and said, "Eh, don't write that in ur blog!" Haha... I was so amused that I was definitely going to write it so there u go. That's cos I din think of writing it until he reminded me so u have only yourself to thank, Mr Poh. haha...
To mr poh: I'm sorry if u would feel offended by me referring to you as Xin Zhong. I was just joking and wanted to add some unique elements to my blog hee :P... So tell me, if i'm really disrespectful to u and u would wish me to stop addressing u in this manner as in i've known u since u were born, which was 36 years ago. (This is his *ge) Hhaah...
Alright, guess I'm really stopping, it's too late, got a long day in front of me later. Cos we have to be at kallang by 8am for the church thing, hopefully ha. My grandpa will be reachin Sg at night later and the first subject for common test is Econs which is on next Thu and i haven started revising and i have 2 essays to write for Econs and 3 writings for chinese and they are due on Mon!!! Ah!!! Hhaa.. wish me lucky luck luck...
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This entry was to continue from where I left off cos if not, the whole entry would be too long again hah... So little bits of here and there:
Mr. Sun said during GP when he was referred to as foreign talent by the teacher: "I'm foreign, but not talent."
---~aHAAHAHHAHA, i THINK that's just funny!---~
Cyb cooking curry at the water cooler. I said that cos she juz ate Nachos and her thumb n index finger had that sorta orangey-red powder on it and she din lick it off(like i did with my sour cream and onion chips)so she had trouble washing her hands and took a miserably long time ha. That was all cos water that came out of the water cooler's nozzle was pathetically SCARCE! It was hilarious, I used so much strength to press the "button" and all that came out was less than my spit HAHA. sOZ for the exaggeration. I dun really have that much of spit... N so, the colour of the water that bypassed Cyb's fingers were orangey-red, like curry so I said she was cooking curry. Initially, it was worse, i told her that she had to caress the nozzle. Shit, disgusting me!
This is on Cyb too: Cos our lessons for the day just ended and I was shown a student-made video on this song "Tuo Diao". (which means Strip) It was pretty funny ha and guess Cyb couldn't get over it so by the time we made it to the ground floor from the third floor, we were still talking abt it. N when Cyb said "Tuo Diao", she said it as "Tuo Tiao" (which means jump and strip) haha, so we were making fun of her.
N oh ya, during GP: Powerpuff!!! I was laughing at the stupid tobacco brands there were like 555 and... I can't remember. As u can c, my whole mind is filled with 555 so i can't rmb anything ha! Well, then i just thought of possible better tobacco brand names and the powerpuff girls came to my mind. I told her and she was like "u mean powerpuff?" and she did a muscle armed(flexing of biceps) and a puff with an imaginary cigarette. Just as she finished the last action, Mr Shan said, "No, Hl, that's a very bad habit, u shouldn't do it." Me and Yeeky was helpless with the laughin that took place after that. Yeeky even said, "Hl always gets noticed at the wrong time ha!!!" She said that cos there's a history abt HL been ignored when she was trying to contribute to class discussion ha, it's like her voice would be covered by someone else's or the teacher's cos she muttered something at the wrong timing haha!
Mr Shan's absolutely fantastic definition of wrestling:"Everyone knows that WWE is just rubbish." N of cuz this part though i wasn't very sure of hte exact words so I shan't quote. --[But the fact that there are still some people who are willing to watch planned activity?]-- Ok, in any case, it just means that everybody knows that it's garbage but they still love to watch people beating each other, and they are preplanned actions...
N his analogy of big companies' and small companies' advertisements. Sth like: not exact words again, "I might just have a Mr Shan's(it's actually his full name) beer company, and it's a small company. No one would possibly know what's in my beer. For all you know, it could be recycled Newater with some alcohol added in it..." Ha, the point for me is the "recycled Newater.. alcohol added in it" all right, my sense of humour is just pretty ridiculous... Just stupid and idk wad. (Idk means I dunno know k?)
During GSC, XinZhong was telling us his experiences of being a bread master. Hahha... but he was just an apprentice. Seriously, I enjoy his lessons. When some of them dread going, I'd say why? I luv to go heehee... At one point of time, he was doing a rolling gesture, as if there was an imaginary rolling pin when he was demonstrating how they roll up swiss rolls. I was just laughing at him with Yeeky cos the way he said the bread doughs were made was nothing but a vision of shit and instant made shit the bakers was holding ha! So we were laughing at our images in our heads, not at him. Guess he thought I was laughing at his actions and so he paused and said, "Eh, don't write that in ur blog!" Haha... I was so amused that I was definitely going to write it so there u go. That's cos I din think of writing it until he reminded me so u have only yourself to thank, Mr Poh. haha...
To mr poh: I'm sorry if u would feel offended by me referring to you as Xin Zhong. I was just joking and wanted to add some unique elements to my blog hee :P... So tell me, if i'm really disrespectful to u and u would wish me to stop addressing u in this manner as in i've known u since u were born, which was 36 years ago. (This is his *ge) Hhaah...
Alright, guess I'm really stopping, it's too late, got a long day in front of me later. Cos we have to be at kallang by 8am for the church thing, hopefully ha. My grandpa will be reachin Sg at night later and the first subject for common test is Econs which is on next Thu and i haven started revising and i have 2 essays to write for Econs and 3 writings for chinese and they are due on Mon!!! Ah!!! Hhaa.. wish me lucky luck luck...
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@1:10 AM.
{ Assassin---posing and DETECTIVE FUN! i THANK ya all, girls and all, who made me laugh! }
I admit that I've gained weight!!! Haix,my tummy has expanded by a few inches. AH!!! Guess that's the reason behind my sudden surge in energy of wanting to move about more. It's also due to this TIME article i read abt fitness and fatness. Fitness is something harder to gauge, as in u can't really tell if someone is fit by the appearance of the person. Ha but maybe those who have muscles and six-packs and big biceps and triceps are fit, as u can tell they do indeed exercise. I really hope all u peeps out there get what i mean, cos i'm lazy to find that article and write out here what it says.
I'm goin to the Indoor Stadium for a church performance later, for it's its 16th anniversary. Bet there'd be a lil' preaching, that's a fact. Venis asked me to go. When I agreed, she's shocked, and I'm shocked. It suddenly dawned on me that I nv went when she asked me to after the initial commitment for a few wks and i just cant make myself go anymore. Another reason was cos I never wanted to go out much, though I might dance around at home. But, cos of the article and me growing fatter, I wanna move about! At least when u're outside, u walk around and exercise. "The body is designed to move," cos it had to do with our early ancestors. To find food, to protect ourselves bla bla. But now, with modern life, everything is just at our fingertips. It's killing us, i'm afraid. Unless of cuz we balance everything with exercise and a healthy diet.
I've also made myself blog only on weekends. It's like blogging is addictive. But e longer u dun blog, the longer u'd put it off. So, i've written down events that happen in school that are really funny and i'm so happy in school. It's like i go to school for laughing lessons. Every lesson is funny ha... Of cuz, sometimes we laugh w/o the teacher's knowing. N uh, guess Eve is physically and mentally stressed to the point that she's less fun-loving, at least to me. I seriously hope you'd not be that troubled by ur frens (u know wad I mean) and be ur more jovial self k???!!! Oh well , maybe it's cos of my selfish thought that I'd want u to play with me again hee...
Alright, done with the SOP(standard official procedure) of writing latest updates with what i'm doing and an intro to my entry. So now, the funni-ahas!!! (Take note that most of the "we"s are actually me, Yeeky and HL, cos we are classmates and friends so we travel around tgt ha!)
--> It was drizzling after the initial heavy downpour. The classroom we had to get to was kinda isolated and we thought there was no sheltered way. I had an inclination to go out thr and play under the rain so I suggested that we make a run for it. ahha. The ancient dramas fever got over me again and I ran as if I was an assassin, ha, and ur shoulders would shake ard cos ur sword must be held behind u, so it wouldn't hinder ur running and u had to take quick steps. I substituted my sword for my phone haa, and that got HL and Yeeky shrieking with laughter. The mad girls hee! -_- HAHAHHAHHA! The pot calling the kettle black haha hee hee. Anyway, tat's normal in the shows but kinda ludicrous for teenagers living in 2005 A.D. ahha, i had fun though, maybe at the price of looking stupid and goofy! ha... The worst part was when we got to the classroom and realized that it was the wrong classroom and there's a sheltered path ha. I have to say it's HL's fault ha, cos she gave the wrong info. After that... the below happened...
--> Became obsessed with "Mickey" cos of song "Hey Mickey" that goes "hey mickey u're so fine u're so fine u blow my mind hey mickey uh uh hey mickey yeah" haa. Me, yeeky and hl even did e chicken thing wif e head thrusting forward wif one hand up to ur chin haha and was forming a toot-toot-train line when we went up the stairs. Reason y we're less self-conscious: we're already late for Civics class and e teacher was absent so thr'd be practically no students wandering abt, or only those with bladder problems (underlined: this was meant to be joke material, i dun really mean it) We were also being detectives before we went up the stairs to the classroom hee.
N about "detective", the first major one was on GSC(i know there was an earlier one, that was the first time i thought about detective or rather police and thieves) that day(for me and Synn) and me, Yeeky and HL on Econs whereby the teacher was late for half an hr ha. Well, the Synn and mine was after GSC class, in the afternoon at abt 3 or 4 i forgot. I brought my digi cam cos i wanted to show her pics i took in Genting and we were just posing diff pics in the classroom and making videos of detective scenes hahahhaha!!!! That was real fun, we took turns filming each other and rolled abt on the floor. Definitely laughin matl!!! Cos it's so unexpected.
Ok, the other one abt me and Yeeky and HL. It was before Econs class, or rather during. Cos Fred(e teacher) was late by 1/2hr and while waiting, the class went mad. It was before the fire drill so some pple in my class, the jokers, were making a video of newscasters haha usin a video phone. That was SSOOO funny. This girl Sang is a real joker! She's as funny as.... I dunno what. Totally wacky girl! Ha. Oh right, back to what i was saying. We were sorta high(ok, think it's me at first) so i wanted to just go to the washroom n check when Fred was coming. I dunno how but i've got this weird thought to shock Y and HL, by wheeling ard just before we got to the door of the washroom and start playing Detective.
In the end, Yeeky kicked the door and poor HL was somewhat shocked cos she was walking the last one and din know what i meant or was just not paying attention hahhaa!!! Den, how shocked she was, the expression on her face was something I couldn't say cos the kick was damn loud! (Something like an explosion just happened right before her nose, though she laughed like mad after the initial shock).It hit the wall when the door was flung open. 2 of our classmates happen to be right in there and the shocked faces was sth u'd pay maybe ten bucks for haha! Anway to put a long story short, we had lotsa fun doing that ha!
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I'm goin to the Indoor Stadium for a church performance later, for it's its 16th anniversary. Bet there'd be a lil' preaching, that's a fact. Venis asked me to go. When I agreed, she's shocked, and I'm shocked. It suddenly dawned on me that I nv went when she asked me to after the initial commitment for a few wks and i just cant make myself go anymore. Another reason was cos I never wanted to go out much, though I might dance around at home. But, cos of the article and me growing fatter, I wanna move about! At least when u're outside, u walk around and exercise. "The body is designed to move," cos it had to do with our early ancestors. To find food, to protect ourselves bla bla. But now, with modern life, everything is just at our fingertips. It's killing us, i'm afraid. Unless of cuz we balance everything with exercise and a healthy diet.
I've also made myself blog only on weekends. It's like blogging is addictive. But e longer u dun blog, the longer u'd put it off. So, i've written down events that happen in school that are really funny and i'm so happy in school. It's like i go to school for laughing lessons. Every lesson is funny ha... Of cuz, sometimes we laugh w/o the teacher's knowing. N uh, guess Eve is physically and mentally stressed to the point that she's less fun-loving, at least to me. I seriously hope you'd not be that troubled by ur frens (u know wad I mean) and be ur more jovial self k???!!! Oh well , maybe it's cos of my selfish thought that I'd want u to play with me again hee...
Alright, done with the SOP(standard official procedure) of writing latest updates with what i'm doing and an intro to my entry. So now, the funni-ahas!!! (Take note that most of the "we"s are actually me, Yeeky and HL, cos we are classmates and friends so we travel around tgt ha!)
--> It was drizzling after the initial heavy downpour. The classroom we had to get to was kinda isolated and we thought there was no sheltered way. I had an inclination to go out thr and play under the rain so I suggested that we make a run for it. ahha. The ancient dramas fever got over me again and I ran as if I was an assassin, ha, and ur shoulders would shake ard cos ur sword must be held behind u, so it wouldn't hinder ur running and u had to take quick steps. I substituted my sword for my phone haa, and that got HL and Yeeky shrieking with laughter. The mad girls hee! -_- HAHAHHAHHA! The pot calling the kettle black haha hee hee. Anyway, tat's normal in the shows but kinda ludicrous for teenagers living in 2005 A.D. ahha, i had fun though, maybe at the price of looking stupid and goofy! ha... The worst part was when we got to the classroom and realized that it was the wrong classroom and there's a sheltered path ha. I have to say it's HL's fault ha, cos she gave the wrong info. After that... the below happened...
--> Became obsessed with "Mickey" cos of song "Hey Mickey" that goes "hey mickey u're so fine u're so fine u blow my mind hey mickey uh uh hey mickey yeah" haa. Me, yeeky and hl even did e chicken thing wif e head thrusting forward wif one hand up to ur chin haha and was forming a toot-toot-train line when we went up the stairs. Reason y we're less self-conscious: we're already late for Civics class and e teacher was absent so thr'd be practically no students wandering abt, or only those with bladder problems (underlined: this was meant to be joke material, i dun really mean it) We were also being detectives before we went up the stairs to the classroom hee.
N about "detective", the first major one was on GSC(i know there was an earlier one, that was the first time i thought about detective or rather police and thieves) that day(for me and Synn) and me, Yeeky and HL on Econs whereby the teacher was late for half an hr ha. Well, the Synn and mine was after GSC class, in the afternoon at abt 3 or 4 i forgot. I brought my digi cam cos i wanted to show her pics i took in Genting and we were just posing diff pics in the classroom and making videos of detective scenes hahahhaha!!!! That was real fun, we took turns filming each other and rolled abt on the floor. Definitely laughin matl!!! Cos it's so unexpected.
Ok, the other one abt me and Yeeky and HL. It was before Econs class, or rather during. Cos Fred(e teacher) was late by 1/2hr and while waiting, the class went mad. It was before the fire drill so some pple in my class, the jokers, were making a video of newscasters haha usin a video phone. That was SSOOO funny. This girl Sang is a real joker! She's as funny as.... I dunno what. Totally wacky girl! Ha. Oh right, back to what i was saying. We were sorta high(ok, think it's me at first) so i wanted to just go to the washroom n check when Fred was coming. I dunno how but i've got this weird thought to shock Y and HL, by wheeling ard just before we got to the door of the washroom and start playing Detective.
In the end, Yeeky kicked the door and poor HL was somewhat shocked cos she was walking the last one and din know what i meant or was just not paying attention hahhaa!!! Den, how shocked she was, the expression on her face was something I couldn't say cos the kick was damn loud! (Something like an explosion just happened right before her nose, though she laughed like mad after the initial shock).It hit the wall when the door was flung open. 2 of our classmates happen to be right in there and the shocked faces was sth u'd pay maybe ten bucks for haha! Anway to put a long story short, we had lotsa fun doing that ha!
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